Two items for a sister

She knows who she is.

Item 1:  Hayden Christensen (the young Darth Vader of the Star Wars movies) likes pigs[*1] :

Star Wars star Hayden Christensen has become the latest celebrity to take on a pair of porky pets – he now owns two Vietnamese potbellied pigs. The Canadian actor keeps the black pigs, named Buddy and Petunia, at his country farm retreat outside Toronto, and admits they’ve forced him to rethink his diet.

Item 2:  45 cats are too many[*2] :

The original charges followed the seizure of 45 cats from Young’s home last March. Two dozen cats had to be euthanized.

Treat them kitties well.  Or else.

Both via Fark[*3] .