The problem is “assault people,” not “assault weapons”

Stabbing injures several on Lone Star College Cy-Fair campus[*1]

Knives don’t slash people. People slash people.

Inanimate objects are tools. They don’t do anything. They don’t think, don’t feel, don’t care. It is the purpose to which people use the tools which is the issue, despite the incessant partisan ideological shrieking of the control-freak media and their pet politicians.

Story headline stolen from a line by Ace of Spades[*2]