Morning Whip, 4/23/05

Is human hibernation[*1] on the way? Scientists put mice into hibernation. Open the pod bay doors, HAL[*2] .

Heard the one about Spearfish, SD having an ordinance saying that a group of three or more Indians (aka “Native Americans”) could be shot on site? It isn’t true–another urban myth[*3] .

P.J. O’Rourke on Social Security[*4] .