Morning Whip, 4/22/05

Wendy’s chili finger woman arrested, will be charged with larceny[*1] .

Japan’s Prime Minister apologizes to China[*2] . Well, I’m glad that flap is over, and the two countries can go back to being best buddies. Yah, right.

Monday is the first day of “TV Turnoff Week.”[*3] Does anybody actually plan to do this?

Earth Day is, um, today?[*4] . Who knew? Have you hugged your tree today? I guess President Bush will be doing some Smoky Mountain Tree Hugging[*5] himself.

Google profits up 500%[*6] . Keep clicking those ‘Ads by Goooooogle’ boxes, folks.