The low, sloping foreheads of Missouri

According to New York Times reporter David Carr, whose Midtown elitist forehead seems to be none too vertical either, since we’re reduced to throwing around juvenile insults. The difference being of course that I’ve actually been to New York City.

Of course, he said it on something called HBO, which the rubes in Flyoverland do not have the technology (or wit) to receive, so all is well.

At least the guy has the remaining shred of decency to seem to realize what he said–after he reveals what he thinks, of course.

Egregious comment about Bill Maher’s sloping forehead added just for enhanced giggles when watching the below video. You could ski off of that thing.