Friday Night Link Dump: Odd, Strange, and Weird

Store launches underpants for left-handed men[*1]
What’s the best hot dog in New York City?[*2]
Programmer determines how far a person could get from a McDonald’s[*3]
Anti-Cthulhu PSA for young netizens[*4]
Poland okays forcible castration for pedophiles[*5]
Poor math skills may worsen diabetes control[*6]
Great Tits Eat Bats In Times Of Need[*7]
Monkey see, monkey sue? Firm’s name spawns lawsuit[*8]