Just another day . . .

Fred! packs it in[*1] .

So does Heath Ledger[*2] , somewhat more permanently.

This just in:  Bush Lied![*3]   This also just in:  saying something that you had every reason to believe was true, only to later find out that it wasn’t true, is a “lie.”  Let’s be careful out there.

Speaking of lying:  In a stunning development, a Democrat publically admits that the Clintons are utterly, totally, 100%, completely full of shit.  Or, as Obama[*4] put it, “not making statements that are factually accurate.”  Strangely enough, Clinton when he was President said on numerous occasions that Saddam’s Iraq had WMD’s.  Quick, somebody do a study!

Oh, yeah, EVERYBODY PANIC[*5] !

In a related story, Bush sits down[*6] with the Congressional leadership, and from all accounts, has a cordial meeting.  EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

Closer to home:
Missouri Governor Matt Blunt says he’s done everything he wanted to do as Governor (riiiiight), so he’s not running for re-election[*7] .  That he’s trailing his Dem. challenger, Attorney General Jay Nixon, has nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Even closer to home:
Frances Semler hangs it up[*8] .  The racists, haters and scofflaws win.  Again.