From Skymall. SKYMALL!!!

Those of you who’ve flown domestic airlines some time in the last, oh, decade are probably aware of “Skymall,” the ubitquous shopping magazine found in airliner seat pockets everywhere.

Skymall is always mildly amusing to page through while taxing for the usual two hours at O’Hare, or sitting on the tarmac waiting for your terminal gate to free up after landing at LaGuardia.

But now, they’ve crossed the line.

A Freddy Mercury action figure?

Freddy “Bohemian Rhapsody” “We Are The Champions” Mercury?!?

As Gizmodo notes, it’s a sign that we’re doomed[*1] .