When Cheetos Attack

Sioux Falls Argus Leader[*1] (this time, avoiding the dreaded Lorem ipsum disease):

Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

Methamphetamines are reported to be involved.  Chester Cheeto is being sought as an accomplice to the attack.