Chihuahua 1, Paula Abdul 0

Paula Abdul breaks nose in dog mishap[*1]

“I took a nasty fall … trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm … my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip,” Abdul said.

If Paula Abdul did not exist, it would be necessary to create her.  Just for the laughs.