Enter the MRAP

You got a Hummer.  You think you’re hot stuff.  Heh.  That’s NUTHIN’.  Get yourself an MRAP–a Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicle[*1] .  Hooah! (Or Oorah! Your mileage may vary. But whatever the mileage is, it won’t be very good, heh heh heh.)

The MRAP–photo credit: Lance Cpl. Charles Howard, USMC