Stories I Don’t Care About

A random sampling, from Yahoo! News Top Stories[*1] :

Fastow says Lay lied about Enron’s problems[*2]

Stone Offers Kisses for Mideast Peace[*3]

Paisley Leads ACM Nominations With Six[*4]

Hatcher Discloses She Was Sexually Abused[*5]

Study Warns Women About Spring Break[*6]

NYSE goes public, shares surge[*7]

From the Guantánamo papers[*8]

Blair to raise ‘more ambitious’ trade plan with Brazilian leader[*9]

Bush returns to New Orleans[*10]

DeLay Wins Texas Republican Primary[*11]

Dana Reeve Dies of Lung Cancer at 44[*12]

I know that this pretty much guarantees that FNCNNMSNBCABCCBSNBC will spend months obsessing on all of these stories. I used to think I was interested in just about everything, but that’s just not true.