Morning Whip, September 6, 2005

#10: “Buttock-vibrating technology”
#9: Drink on, Big Easy
#8: Eat them hot dogs, they’re good for you
#7: Olive oil: anti-inflammatory?
#6: Oil for food
#5: European Katrina aid held up, Bush not blamed
#4: What about Mississippi?
#3: General Honore and the Half-Wit Press
#2: Najaf base transferred to Iraqis
#1: Levee progress in New Orleans