Morning Whip 4/17/05

Snookums and I took a day off yesterday, going to a baseball game and fininshing off with our 6 month anniversary dinner at The Melting Pot[*1] .

Playing SimCity for real: Fire department response in most of metro Kansas City[*2] is longer than the national target of six minute response 90% of the time.

The Chinese really don’t like the Japanese very much[*3] .

Biosafe cat litter?[*4] Isn’t that a contradiction?

Drunk Monkeys Brawl with Humans[*5] .
BHUBANESWAR: A group of monkeys descended on an Orissa village, quaffed down pots of an intoxicating brew lying in the open and then set upon the villagers, injuring three of them.

Couple gets cruise line apology for bed bug infestation[*6] .