Contributed by: filbert Tuesday, April 19 2005 @ 08:04 AM CST
Your tax dollars at work. The Feds are trying again with a new, improved, we really mean it this time, this will work fer shur Food Pyramid[*1] .
People have steadily grown fatter since the food pyramid debuted in 1992. A report last month in The New England Journal of Medicine contended that obesity, particularly in children, was fueling a reversal in life expectancy, shaving four to nine months off the average life span.
Keep up the good work, USDA.
Fox News Channel: Now available on your Sprint PCS Phone[*2] . Now, the Fox News Alert “BONG” can follow you wherever you go!
Monday Night Football is moving to ESPN[*3] . NBC picks up Sunday Night Football.
Lance Armstrong to retire[*4] after this year’s Tour de France.