Contributed by: filbert Friday, April 01 2005 @ 06:33 AM CST
No April Fool’s (although it’s getting harder and harder to tell . . .)
Sandy Berger to plead guilty to taking classified documents[*1] . This guy was Clinton’s National Security Advisor?
Dr. Who quits[*2] . Christopher Eccleston was concerned about being typecast. Perhaps he didn’t realize that Dr. Who was a science fiction show? You know . . . Shatner? The guy who played Picard? Hello?
Noodling[*3] . Yes, noodling. (OK, this one might be an April Fools, I’ll admit . . . )
Finally, the best headline of the morning:
EU sanctions hit US trousers[*4] .