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Joke Of The Day

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Seen on Watts Up With That:
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

"Sharknado!" Are you ready?

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It's here! Well, not here here, but it's tonight! On the commie-bastard-neofascist-corporatist-rentseeking-scumsucking-Comcast-owned NBCUniversal SyFy channel (however the heck they spell it nowadays).

Yes . . . Sharknado.



More stupid than Snakes on a Plane. More unrealistic than zombie movies. It's . . .

SHARKNADO!

Tonight, 9 pm ET, Sigh-Fie (however the heck they spell it nowadays).

A movie born to be Mystery Science Theater 3000 fodder. Bring Back MST3K! Come back, Joel and the Bots, the nation needs you more now than ever!

The School Cafeteria Song

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Remembered one evening, sitting around in my sister's living room:
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
French fried parakeet;
Lukewarm vomit floating in my orange juice,
That's what we're having today!

5 Unexpected downsides of higher intelligence

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From Cracked via Ace of Spades HQ.

I'm in trouble from point five: "You're probably a night owl . . "

(By the way, I'm heads-down doing some serious worldbuilding for my forthcoming series of blockbuster science fiction novels, so that's why posting is reduced--this time, anyway.)