It's here! Well, not here
here, but it's tonight! On the commie-bastard-neofascist-corporatist-rentseeking-scumsucking-Comcast-owned NBCUniversal SyFy channel (however the heck they spell it nowadays).
Yes . . . Sharknado
More stupid than Snakes on a Plane
. More unrealistic than zombie movies. It's . . .
Tonight, 9 pm ET, Sigh-Fie (however the heck they spell it nowadays).
A movie born to be Mystery Science Theater 3000 fodder. Bring Back MST3K! Come back, Joel and the Bots, the nation needs you more now than ever!