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Morning Whip, July 27, 2005

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The Whip #10: Special to my university pals: The Edu-jargon drinking game.
Because just working at a university will drive you to drink. Via Michelle Malkin.

As always, click on the article title above or on "read more" below to get the entire list. #9: Shuttle
Shuttle blasts off, hits a bird, drops a tile or two, now in orbit.

#8: Nude sailors rapped for jolly rodgering.
I really can't improve on The Mirror's headline. Couple rescued after lovemaking cries from their dingy misunderstood as pleas for help. No, really.

#7: Parrot swears at zoo patrons, gets time out in the naughty spot.
Nanny 911 dispatched to animal park to deal with potty-mouthed parrot. No, not really, but it seems as if this is one foul-mouthed fowl.

#6: Royals 7, White Sox 1.
Lima effective starting pitcher, Royals exploit White Sox errors in 6th inning. Royals need to go 44-18 to finish .500, 26-36 to avoid 100 losses.

#5: Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Federalist Society?
Democrats fixate on organization which, according to its web site, promotes

the principles that the state exists to preserve freedom, that the separation of governmental powers is central to our Constitution, and that it is emphatically the province and duty of the judiciary to say what the law is, not what it should be.
A truly radical agenda which all right-thinking Americans should oppose. Yeah, right. Hat tips: Reason Magazine and OpinionJournal.

#4: Why the New York Times is considered "liberal"
This New York Times article accused the Bush Administration of refusing to turn over Abu Gharib pictures to a judge. Well, guess what? The article was utterly, completely, totally wrong. (Article linked to sfgate.com because the NYT wants everyone to pay to get biased, slanted, inaccurate news.)

#3: "They make us look like idiots. We're not idiots."
Seattle Post Intelligencer interviews actual veterans about FX's "Over There" TV show.

#2: Iran continues working on nukes, advertising for terrorists
Iraninan magazing advertises for jihadists, elsewhere Iran says it will continue its nuclear program.

#1: Amnesty International discovers that terrorists are not nice people
After castigating the civilized West, AI turns around and lo and behold! finds that Islamic militants do not respect human rights. Their recommendation: stop doing it and play nice. Yeah, that'll work.
Hat tip: Faces from the Front.