I am represented in the United States Senate by an idiot

Claire McCaskell, Idiot (Democrat, but that should go without saying) from Missouri: “The Senate passed a budget, in fact we did better . . . ”

Oh, Holy Jesus and Mary Mother of God (I’m not a Catholic, but I married one) . . .

Note to Claire: Talking fast is not necessarily an indicator of sagacity . . . in the common tongue, spouting nonsense at a rapid clip is known as “babble.”

Babbling Claire. Babble, Claire, Babble.