Contributed by: filbert Wednesday, July 09 2008 @ 01:56 PM CST
From California simian correspondent Bill (who’s apparently branching out in the evolutionary tree), ‘Germ Warfare’ fear over African monkeys taken to Iran[*1] (Times of London):
Hundreds of endangered monkeys are being taken from the African bush and sent to a “secretive” laboratory in Iran for scientific experiments.
An undercover inquiry by The Sunday Times has revealed that wild monkeys, which are banned from experiments in Britain, are being freely supplied in large numbers to laboratories in other parts of the world. All will undergo invasive and maybe painful experiments leading ultimately to their death.
Because, you see, Muslims don’t like dogs. It’s a joke, Son![*2]
Seriously, what are those wacky Mullahs in Tehran up to now, hmm?