Microsoft Patches IE

In an event as shocking as the sun rising in the morning, Microsoft is preparing to send out yet another “critical” Internet Explorer security fix[*1] :

Microsoft has confirmed it plans to release a fix for a serioussecurity bug in Internet Explorer next Tuesday (11 April). The fix forthe “CreateTextRange” vulnerability – which has become the subject ofhacker exploits over recent days – will be released as a cumulativeupdate to Internet Explorer along with four other security bulletins(details here[*2] ).

Please tell me you’re not using Internet Explorer right now.  Pretty please?