Contributed by: filbert Monday, April 25 2005 @ 08:05 AM CST
The Broncos drafted Maurice Clarett?[*1] That’s what I get for ignoring the NFL draft this year.
Funny? Weird? Weirdly funny? You decide: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army.[*2]
Long-Married Couple Die on Same Day[*3] . If two deaths can be romantic . . . these are. RIP, Alexander and Leola.
Snookums and I watched Locusts last night. Wow, talk about two hours of your life you’ll never get back. Reviews range from simple disgust[*4] to high amusement[*5] . Where are Joel/Mike & The Bots[*6] when you really need them?
And, something to ponder as you go through your day today: Why couldn’t Snookums and I find something better to watch on TV than Locusts?