Morning Whip, 3/20/05

I’ve stayed away from the Terri Schiavo story, mainly because I find the entire affair incredibly distasteful. But now, Congress is involved[*1] . I still don’t know what to think, other than This Should Not Be Happening.

SecDef Rumsfeld was on Fox News Sunday this morning. I wasn’t able to catch the full interview, but snippets sounded typically Rumsfeld-amusing. If I can I’ll find a transcript somewhere on the web and comment on Rummy’s comments.

Gas prices continue rising. Many news stories are of the “sky is falling and Joe/Jane Sixpack Whines” variety, but there don’t seem to be many stories giving a reasoned analysis of why this is occurring. We have nonsensical linkages[*2] of the Iraq war to the gas price spike. Some articles mention speculators[*3] . Increasingly, industry observers are thinking that this is indeed a price bubble[*4] . But underneath the bubble, there is a long-term shift in the energy market driven by increased energy demands, primarily from China [*5] and India[*6] . Prices might come down a bit, for a little while, but long term, get used to higher gas prices, folks.

Send in the Panthers. Apparently, Bucknell couldn’t round up their own band to play at the NCAA tournament, so they offered t-shirts and $150 in pizza to the Northern Iowa band to play the Bison fight song[*7] during their win over Kansas. Given the result, perhaps Bucknell will extend a permanent offer to the UNI band, as well as change the pronunciation of their mascot to the Bi-SOHN after the CBS TV commentator persistently mangled the relatively simple name for the American Buffalo (was it Billy Packer?). (My friends from NDSU pronounce it “BI-zunn” by the way).

Finally, how high are you on the Ladder of Accountability[*8] ?


This is a big part of why the NCAA Basketball Tournament is the big deal it is. The little dog gets his shot at the big dog.

Sometimes David does slay Goliath:
Vermont beats Syracuse.
Bucknell beats Kansas.

And sometimes the little dogs just get a bit bigger:
Nevada beats Texas.
Wisconsin-Milwaukee beats Alabama.
UAB beats LSU.

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Morning Whip, 3/18/05

Computer running slow? Haven’t updated your antivirus? Don’t have a good spyware detector[*1] ? Maybe yours is one of the million home computers[*2] which have been hijacked and used to attack other sites.

Do everyone a favor and get patched, get antivirus, get anti-spyware, and for heaven’s sake quit using Internet Explorer. Go get Opera or Firefox.

What is a journalist[*3] ? One answer from the Christian Science Monitor. Do you think the “mainstream” media is nervous?

This just in: being fat is bad for you[*4] . Make sure you eat plenty of carbs in a low-fat diet. Yeah, that’s been working so well to date–obesity and diabetes rates are way down . . . oh, they are up? Oops.

Morning Whip, 3/17/05

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!

Not quite “Bush Was Right” but close: Arabs Wonder at Shift Away From Autocracy[*1] .

Conference 32? Division I independents are talking[*2] – a conference stretching from Virginia and Georgia to Utah. The Fort Wayne newspaper has this take[*3] from the IPFW point of view.

OpinionJournal’s Best of the Web[*4] on the hoo-hah regarding Harvard’s President Larry Summer’s dreadful suggestion that women and men might perhaps be different in some ways. I might have let this one go, but for this paragraph:
The Harvard faculty majority are acting like a china service in a bullring. Their attitude, with its toxic mix of self-pity and thuggery, is common on campus and is often characteristic of an alienated political minority. You can imagine some hysterical Harvard prof shouting, “Larry Summers is not my neighbor! Now you sit down!”

“Toxic mix of self-pity and thuggery.” Very nice turn of phrase.

Sheep Rustlers Caught

You can’t make this stuff up. (Hat tip:[*1] ).

Article itself from the Corvallis Gazette-Times[*2] :

There’s more ba-a-a-d news for Oregon State University’s football team.

Beavers player Ben Michael Siegert was apparently caught driving the getaway vehicle that whisked a ram away from the university’s Sheep Center, according to police.

A Benton County Sheriff’s deputy found the animal in the bed of a pickup after pulling Siegert over for speeding on Southwest Whiteside Drive about 1:34 a.m. last Friday morning.

So now we have Beavers kidnapping sheep.

Libertarians . . .

In the couple of days, I’ve seen two different articles focusing on that “L” word. Not “liberal.” Libertarian. Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I must admit that prior to my current life as a right wing wacko with serious lassez-faire tendencies, I was formerly an actual card carrying member of the Libertarian Party. This was before I realized that the world was as much about power as it was about liberty, that the Libertarians didn’t have any power, and weren’t likely to wield political power much more extensive than the occasional dog catcher, back-bench state legislator, or end-of-the-bench alderman.

Plus, Ronald Reagan really was a pretty darn good President.

Anyway, back to the strange confluence of articles about libertarians. First, the Wall Street Journal’s site ran a Julia Gorin piece titled Party On![*1] Her money paragraph:

Politically, the Libertarian world isn’t a bad place to be. Libertarians have more credibility with the left than Republicans do, even though their conservative side is callous compared with the charitable Christian right. And they have more credibility with the right than Democrats do, despite being more godless than the left. If Republicans and Democrats are the thesis and antithesis, Libertarians are a synthesis.

It’s perhaps noteworthy that the column runs on their “On The Fringe” section. See above comment re: dogcatchers.

Then, I stumble across a Pejman Yousefzadeh article on Tech Central Station: Saving the Marriage: Conservatism and Libertarianism[*2] . This much more serious article tries to salvage what Yousefzadeh sees as the fraying coalition of libertarians and conservatives.

(Law professor Randy) Barnett also best makes the argument in favor of a continued collaboration between libertarians and conservatives for the purposes of augmenting each faction’s political power. As Barnett aptly notes, via the creation of a Libertarian Party, libertarians have prevented themselves from gaining influence in either the Democratic or Republican parties. As noted above, libertarians and conservatives can and should find common cause on a number of key policy issues and fundamental political principles, so if libertarians wish to enhance their political strength, they should find a natural home in the Republican Party. Their entry should be welcomed by conservatives who sense the creation — at long last — of a governing political majority that will displace and eclipse the remnants of Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal majority, and who should look for any and all opportunities to expand that coalition. Each side, therefore, has an interest in courting the other and furthering the historic political partnership with one another.

I would think that the prospect of securing the GOP’s status as a majority party for at least a generation would hold some appeal for even the most unreconstructed paleoconservative, not to mention the shady and dangerous neocons.

Morning Whip, 3/16/05

P.J. O’Rourke[*1] on mass transit.

Christopher Hitchens[*2] on WMD.

Victor Davis Hanson[*3] on the passing of agrarianism and more VDH[*4] on the British Navy.

That should keep y’all reading for a while . . .