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Saturday, November 17 2018 @ 05:00 AM CST

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Joke Of The Day

Seen on Watts Up With That:
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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What does the farmer say?

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"Sharknado!" Are you ready?

It's here! Well, not here here, but it's tonight! On the commie-bastard-neofascist-corporatist-rentseeking-scumsucking-Comcast-owned NBCUniversal SyFy channel (however the heck they spell it nowadays).

Yes . . . Sharknado.

More stupid than Snakes on a Plane. More unrealistic than zombie movies. It's . . .


Tonight, 9 pm ET, Sigh-Fie (however the heck they spell it nowadays).

A movie born to be Mystery Science Theater 3000 fodder. Bring Back MST3K! Come back, Joel and the Bots, the nation needs you more now than ever!
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The School Cafeteria Song

Remembered one evening, sitting around in my sister's living room:
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
French fried parakeet;
Lukewarm vomit floating in my orange juice,
That's what we're having today!
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All of MST3K, in 15 minutes (or more)

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5 Unexpected downsides of higher intelligence

From Cracked via Ace of Spades HQ.

I'm in trouble from point five: "You're probably a night owl . . "

(By the way, I'm heads-down doing some serious worldbuilding for my forthcoming series of blockbuster science fiction novels, so that's why posting is reduced--this time, anyway.)
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Strange Doritos Flavors

Keep scrolling down. If you have any idea at all what the last one is, let . . . um . . . somebody know . . .

35 Strange Doritos Flavors From Around The World (But Mostly Asia)

Via Ace of Spades HQ
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He-Man discourses upon a Really Bad Word

No, really. The word is quite nasty. Such that Battle Cat's mouth is frozen open in horror.

Via Topless Robot. Enjoy. Not Safe For Work, obviously:

Update: The actual embedded video player featured the bad word prominently. So I took that down and substituted the link instead. Enjoy. In moderation.
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When in Nashville . . .

Visit Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace University. We did.

More pictures? Sure!

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Where we watch a puppy play with a cheetah cub . . .

Via Ace of Spades HQ
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