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How an actual, honest-to-goodness news story today begins--from the Times of London:

American and Iraqi forces are driving Al-Qaeda in Iraq out of its last redoubt in the north of the country in the culmination of one of the most spectacular victories of the war on terror.

"One of the most spectacular victories of the war on terror?"  Where the heck did that happen?  Somebody call Barack Obama and the rest of the reality-impaired community, quick!